RESOURCEFUL YOUTH wanted to assist detective. Low pay, long hours, hard work, demanding employer. Familiarity with tropical fish helpful but not absolutely necessary. An excellent opportunity for one man in a million... I didn’t know if I was one man in a million, but it was certainly one advertisement in a million, and nothing could have kept me from answering it. So I did. I got the job. And I got myself mixed up with some of the most experienced and willing women this side of a harem. I was also mixed up in a slight case of murder... Chip Harrison, the world’s most inept but lovable playboy, plays detective once removed in this hilarious novel of sex, mystery, sex, and sex.